Well, I've been keeping a written journal for about eight or ten years now. As a novel, it has not taken form, but it is the inner workings of my brain spelled out so people can form a religion around me and my writings and I'll be immortalized forever.
Either that, or just so I can keep all the demons straight in my head.
This is not an on-line journal. It's not even really a 'true' book in the novel sense. It does "yield knowledge and understanding" to a degree. Come play in my mind.