It's someone's birthday today.
Not mine, of course.

I'm checking stock prices
and waiting for sales to
go through because I knew
certain stocks were bound to
go up and I wanted to buy
them at the bargan prices.

Of course, I should have
had the foresight to
free up some cash so I
could actually do something
about it.


Tattletales tells
tales. Like you couldn't have
figured that out.